Monday, April 6, 2009

You are sad

You are sad when certain people didn't turn out who you expected them to be.

You are sad when you watch the news and so many people are dying, so general wtf.

You are sad when you are not given credit for things you contributed in.

You are sad when you rushed to Jusco and all the sushi are sold out.

You are sad when you are forced to inform you subordinate that he's not eligible for bonus nor salary increment after he told you how much he and his family needed the money the week before.

You are sad when you see your PS3 being so lonely wtf because your landlord is hogging the tv.

You are sad when you see your colleague buying a 40" Sony Full-HD tv you couldn't afford to.

You are sad when you can no longer go to gym because your temporary membership expired and you lied to them saying you got transferred to China wtf.

You are sad when you realised how much you're gonna miss fried chicken skin when you go back to KL.

You are sad when you always regret not learning Chinese whenever you go to Redbox.

You are sad when a certain blog you stalk is set to view by invitation only.

You are sad when you realised you're becoming someone you used to despise.

You are sad when you realised you're resistant to change.

You are sad when people doesn't give a shit.

You are sad when people pokes their nose into your life.

You are sad when you can't shit although you eat lots of vege.

You are sad when coffee makes your teeth yellow.

You are sad when you have so many things to be sad about.

-End-

3 comments:

jillies said...

"You are sad when you can no longer go to gym because your temporary membership expired and you lied to them saying you got transferred to China wtf."

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wei lie also lie better can. =_=
After they bump into you in the street how? Penang not that big leh.

Lots of things you're sad about cannot be controlled. But if you eat more papaya I'm sure you can shit, ok? :D Drink some yakult/vitagen.

Shaun said...

hahaha seriously the China excuse was blurted out at the spur of moment...

Cannot la... ate damn alot of fruits also got problem.... and when it comes.... damn alot until the toilet bowl also scared wtf.

Edward "Providence" Saw ™ said...

Lol.. I feel you in red box wei.. And chicken skin can be bought by me and couriered to kl.. Ahhah..