"Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none. "
- Benjamin Franklin
"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
- Johnny Carson
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."
- Harry S. Truman
- Benjamin Franklin
"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
- Johnny Carson
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."
- Harry S. Truman
"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less."
- Paul Brown
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth."
- Chuck Norris
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson
- Paul Brown
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth."
- Chuck Norris
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
- Samuel Johnson
"Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ’Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it."
- Theodore Roosevelt
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech."
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper
- Theodore Roosevelt
"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech."
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper
"The only truly happy people are married women and single men."
- H.L. Mencken
"Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible."
- Claude T. Bissell
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”- Albert Schweitzer
"Every failure is a step to success.”- William Whewell
“It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.”- Robert Green Ingersoll
“Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.”- Benjamin Disraeli
"Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad, except you never know when luxury is going to stand up." - Orson Welles
"It is better to be approximately right than precisely wrong." - Warren Buffett
"The only truly happy people are married women and single men." - H.L. Mencken
- H.L. Mencken
"Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible."
- Claude T. Bissell
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.”- Albert Schweitzer
"Every failure is a step to success.”- William Whewell
“It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.”- Robert Green Ingersoll
“Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.”- Benjamin Disraeli
"Living in the lap of luxury isn't bad, except you never know when luxury is going to stand up." - Orson Welles
"It is better to be approximately right than precisely wrong." - Warren Buffett
"The only truly happy people are married women and single men." - H.L. Mencken
"Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none." - Benjamin Franklin
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them." - Harry S. Truman
"80% of questions are statements in disguise."
- Unknown
"Women think of being a man as a gift. It is a duty. Even making love can be a duty. A man has always got to get it up, and love isn't always enough." - Norman Mailer
“Power doesn't have to show off. Power is confident, self-assuring, self-starting and self-stopping, self-warming, and self-justifying. When you have it, you know it.”- Ralph Ellison
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.”- Abraham Lincoln
“To live for a time close to great minds is the best kind of education.”- John Buchan
“Remember that time is money.”- Benjamin Franklin
“Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools.”- George Chapman
"October is one of those dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, November, and December." - Mark Twain
“Success makes so many people hate you. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you.”- Marilyn Monroe
“Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.”- Sophia Loren
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.”- Walt Disney
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them." - Harry S. Truman
"80% of questions are statements in disguise."
- Unknown
"Women think of being a man as a gift. It is a duty. Even making love can be a duty. A man has always got to get it up, and love isn't always enough." - Norman Mailer
“Power doesn't have to show off. Power is confident, self-assuring, self-starting and self-stopping, self-warming, and self-justifying. When you have it, you know it.”- Ralph Ellison
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.”- Abraham Lincoln
“To live for a time close to great minds is the best kind of education.”- John Buchan
“Remember that time is money.”- Benjamin Franklin
“Young men think old men are fools, but old men know young men are fools.”- George Chapman
"October is one of those dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, November, and December." - Mark Twain
“Success makes so many people hate you. It would be wonderful to enjoy success without seeing envy in the eyes of those around you.”- Marilyn Monroe
“Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.”- Sophia Loren
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.”- Walt Disney
*Book to read so boring can die* 
*front distraction can die*
